Uhmmm…

Isn't black supposed to be slimming?????

Well, there's no sugarcoating this.

Oprah got FAT again, y'all!

The plus-sized talk show host showed off her very full figure at the opening of Tyler Perry's new film and TV studio in Atlanta this past weekend.

Is she gonna blame this on her thyroid again????

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The gays aren't the only ones Slutty Cyrus pissed off with her birthday party at Disneyland.

She earned the ire of locals as well!

Perezcious reader Kevin of Anaheim (Gwen Stefani's hometown) sent us this email message, explaining while many in the O.C. are very pissed at Miley:

perez, as u probably know the fireworks at disneyland go off at 9:30 on most nights. apparently when u get tons of money for a private paty u get fireworks at 11:30 pm. on a sunday! we thought an explosion went off over there! (we live real close) when the fireworks go off normally they always start small and then esclate. last night it was just BOOM BOOM! and it was very late. most people im sure were in bed getting ready for a tedious work week to try to pay off a home that they may lose, but not miley. she got a fourth of july worthy fireworks show and so did thousands of anaheim residents who had no idea it was coming. love your site..peace!…kevin in anaheim

Miley, how could you?

Typical spoiled, brat move!

Disney should have known better too.

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There's mayjah drama going down behind the scenes of the UK's X Factor.

The other guy judge, Louis Walsh, claims pop tart Dannii Minogue will be axed from the show and replaced by ex-X Factor judge (and Dannii's formal rival) Sharon Osbourne.

As y'all know, Sharon reportedly left the show because they weren't going to pay her what she needed and she didn't like the special treatment Dannii was getting as Simon Cowell's pet judge.

According to the Daily Mail in the UK, Louis exact words were, "Obviously Dannii would be the one to go – having Sharon and Cheryl Cole on the
show together is too good an opportunity to miss."

As we've mentioned before, show insiders say Dannii hasn't dealt well with Sharon's replacement, the smoking hot Girls Aloud member Cheryl.

Dannii has reportedly been upset with show producers because she claims Cheryl has been getting more air time and more flattering camera angles than her.

Isn't it ironic that Dannii is getting a little taste of the medicine Sharon had to swallow?!

Louis, are you just stirring the pot?!

Let's see if this really happens.

To top it all off, Louis had this to say about head judge and X-Factor boss, Simon:
"He has all that money and no style. He spends hours and hours locked away in make-up getting sprayed and having all sorts done. He’s in there longer than the girls. He is the vainest person I’ve ever met in my entire life. He always has to have something new done for the start of the live shows. Last year he got new teeth and we all know he likes a bit of Botox. But this year I think he might go a bit more drastic and turn up with a new chin or nose. It really wouldn’t surprise me."

Is Louis trying to get fired?

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Just kidding!

But, for the one or two Robbie Williams fans still hanging on out there, guess what?

You're in for a treat!

The rocket man is rumored to be hard at work on a new album, scheduled for release next year.

Williams has been hiding out and writing in his Los Angeles home.

The album will be a follow-up to Rudebox, which received a lukewarm response.

Tim Clark - who works with Williams - said, "He's been writing and we heard some wonderful stuff. I was with Robbie last week. He was at home and he was writing songs and he played some of them to us."

We hope that included some "alien anthems!"

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Levi Kereama, the wild card contestant on the first season of Australian Idol, is now dead, apparently of suicide.

Hours after he and his band, Lethbridge, performed at the Parklife Festival in Brisbane's Botanic Gardens and Riverstage, the 27-year-old singer fell to his dead from a hotel balcony in Brisbane, Australia.

Though Kereama finished in 6th place on the show, he gained popularity in 2003 with female fans for his baby face and unique approach to singing. He and his brothers - Jules, Ezra, and Lane - signed a record deal under the name Lethbridge and the act released several singles in 2004.

It is believed that Kereama was suffering from depression, though nothing is certain yet. In the wake of his death, several fan pages have offered their condolences and support to each other, incuding encouragement to reach out for help.

We wish Levi's family the best during this tough time.

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You know how it goes in the celebrity world - one of them gets into some sort of exercise or religion and then the whole crowd follows suit.

This year's newest trend? Triathlons of course!

Last month Jennifer Lopez completed a triahtlon in Malibu, albeit under suspicious circumstances.

Now, on Sunday, Matt Damon competed in the running portion of Florida's Escape to Miami, teaming up with his stepfather Jay Jones and family friend Barry Hetherington.

Damon said his Ironman-hopeful brother talked him into the race as a way to get back into shape after gaining weight for the film The Informant. He said he needs to be in peak physical form for an upcoming project. A fourth Bourne, perhaps?

He admitted that he's still got a long way to go.

"I knew I was in trouble when the old guy with the oxygen tank passed me," he said.

When asked if he'd trade up his favorite pastime of boxing for running, Damon said he didn't think so. His stepfather joked that Damon was the "team's weakest link."

Damon came in 27th place of his leg of the race, greeted by wife Luciana Bozán Barroso and the couple's newborn daughter Gia and a couple of fans who were more than a little surprised at Damon's presence. After all, he was a late entry into the race.

It was Edgardo Velez - a 20-year old student at the University of Puerto Rico in Poncé - who took the prize for Escape to Miami.

Maybe next time, Matt!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Siegfried Fischbacher of Siegfried & Roy was spotted this weekend in Munich, Germany.

The animal lover (and cock enthusiast) was there celebrating the last day of Oktoberfest 2008

Wonder what Roy was up to?

Cuz it looks like Siegfried was having a gay ol' - real OLD - time!

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It looks like Jennifer Garner is about to pop!

The pregnant mommy was spotted spending some quality time with her daughter at a restaurant in Brentwood on Sunday.

The camera shy mom quickly hurried out, put her daughter Violet Affleck in the car seat and drove away.

Wonder how many more days/weeks until she finally gives birth?

P.S. Give the grumpy pregnant woman some space!

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The Jolie Pitts have fled the NYC!

On Monday, Angelina went for a stroll through New Orleans with Pax, Zahara and not-so-little anymore Shiloh.

Who would have thought that Cheetos + Louisiana would ever equal Jolie Pitt, not just the Spears family!

Meanwhile, Poppa Pitt was out and about in N.O. on his bike.

Where's your helmet, Brad?

Check out his notebook. There's a hand drawn pic of Barack Obama on the cover!

Did they leave Maddox at home to supervise the nannies and watch over the twinsies?

Maddox seems bossy like that!

We want to see the twinsies.

When are they going to bring out Viv and Knox?????

[Image via National Photo Group.]